2008 Classic: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

@Tripod_Member11/23/2014 09:00Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings08/30/1995 13:17One joke to rule them all!

@Cyber_Security_X06/04/2006 05:22Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real08/25/1998 17:15I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Reddit_Original08/29/1995 18:05The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Trogdor_Burn06/13/2012 05:43Burninating the countryside with laughter!