2006 Archive: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

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@Myspace_Tom10/28/2014 05:47I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor02/01/2001 11:35One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Speed_Racer_Go02/05/2005 17:48Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Pwnage_King02/10/2005 01:42Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Retweet_King05/22/2013 11:16RT if you think this is funny!

@Influencer_9911/08/2006 16:26My followers need to see this!