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2009 Legacy: The Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

 It’s getting dark, people are dying, and everyone is still very worried about who is dating whom at Hogwarts.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dorm_Room_Hero10/03/2006 03:03My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Speed_Racer_Go01/23/1996 09:40Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Flash_Game_Dev03/31/1995 03:28I should make a game about this joke.
@Anonymous_User03/25/1996 05:44We are many. We are laughing.
@Hacktivist_Fan09/30/2008 11:25Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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