2005 Vintage: The Harry Potter

The Goblet of Fire movie. My husband is upset they cut the Quidditch World Cup. I’m upset I spent $12 on popcorn.

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@Geocities_Neighbor08/07/2003 07:43Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Friends_Lover06/04/2014 00:54Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Sixth_Sense_Cole01/30/2008 15:42I see funny people... everywhere!

@Inkjet_Printers10/10/2010 15:32Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Total_Recall_Fan11/07/2002 02:19Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Grunge_Lord_9401/08/2005 19:55I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@GG_WP_9812/10/1998 22:31Good game, well played. This is a winner.