2002 Classic: The Harry Potter

The Chamber of Secrets is open. In our house, that’s the closet where she hides all the shopping bags.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

@MIRC_Ghost12/04/1996 03:13Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@SouthPark_Stan11/05/2001 08:54Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Scream_Ghostface07/22/1995 19:05Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Wild_Thornberry01/30/2004 05:20Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Badger_Badger_M11/01/2005 02:17Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club10/15/1999 12:07All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@GG_WP_9807/29/2007 15:12Good game, well played. This is a winner.