Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and answer the door!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »
2025 Classic: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition
In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition
In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
RT if you think this is funny!