1997 Classic: The Handheld

My husband got a PalmPilot. He spent three hours “syncing” his schedule. He has no appointments.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Snake_Game_Pro06/01/2014 05:16I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/05/2001 19:12That still only counts as one laugh!

@Linux_Distro_User08/06/2000 15:43Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo10/01/2002 16:05Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Liger_Owner_X01/30/2012 10:22It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Numa_Numa_Guy10/19/1998 12:09Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Hi5_Pro_User01/08/2002 02:04High five for this joke!

@Mind_Blown_Gif04/03/2013 06:47*Boom* - there goes my brain!