2020 Legacy: The Haircut

I let my wife cut my hair with kitchen scissors. I now look like a thumb that got into a fight with a lawnmower.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

@Zelda_Link12/24/2003 08:54It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Linux_Distro_Fan04/09/2009 04:51Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Harry_Potter_Hermione11/19/2003 00:43It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@SoulSeek_Fan04/15/2001 11:26Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Ghostbusters_V04/04/2013 05:38Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Charlie_Bit_Me12/19/2002 07:18Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club12/13/2003 18:06All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Deal_With_It_G10/07/2012 21:24Deal with it. This is gold.