“If you can’t reach the bulb, do 15 burpees!”
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
High five for this joke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Tapping my way to a good mood.