Why did the gym teacher go to the hardware store? He wanted to build some “muscle.”
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
... (Laughter in silence).
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!