Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.
Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
One joke to rule them all!
There is a joke in my boot!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
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I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!