Why did the dad quit the gym in 2004? It just wasn’t “working out.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.