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2000 Archive: The Guinness

 A guy says, “The settle on this beer is slower than my 56k modem.”

Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve08/11/2013 14:13Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Matrix_Rebel01/09/2006 06:06I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Java_Applet_User04/18/2007 06:39This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Britney_Spears_Fan02/24/2002 15:53Oops, I laughed again!
@Broadband_Newbie02/01/1995 15:15Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Kazaa_Leecher03/15/2015 19:12I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/23/1996 01:34Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/02/1997 13:24Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Goldmember_I_L08/22/2015 06:57I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Spawn_Camper_J04/01/2014 15:15I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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