A guy says, “The settle on this beer is slower than my 56k modem.”
Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Oops, I laughed again!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.