2023 Legacy: The Guardians 3

We both cried about the raccoon. I told her I’m Rocket. She said, “Yeah, you’re a ‘Trash Panda’ who steals snacks.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

@Napster_King02/27/2015 00:53I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes06/27/1999 23:04Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Net_Neutral_9503/22/2008 15:43This is why we need the internet.

@DotCom_Survivor10/13/1998 19:27I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Distracted_Boy02/28/1999 21:27Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.