Why was the Grinch so… nice? Because the 2018 remake made him “misunderstood” instead of “evil,” which is exactly how Dad describes himself after a long day.
Part of the 36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
He called AAA and ...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowm...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!