1996 Classic: The Greeting

My wife changed the answering machine message without telling me. Now I sound like a background singer in a smooth jazz band.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord11/30/2010 04:38Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Gladiator_Proximo02/20/2011 12:42Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Jordan_Fan_2308/06/2011 20:07Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Yugioh_Duelist11/14/2015 17:33You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Wayne_World_Ex02/04/2011 22:09Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Star_Wars_Kid06/17/1995 08:45I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Slashdot_Effect02/03/2011 00:02We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@GG_WP_9811/28/2012 07:36Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@StrongBad_Mail12/31/2014 19:18I’m checking my email and I found a winner!