An old man stares at a group of kids. “Get off my bar stool.”
Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanly Cup Part 2
The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
The magic man... is laughing!
Top tier web animation humor!
Problem? No, just laughs!