I told her I’m a gamer turned racer. She said, “You’re a ‘Gamer turned Napper’. Sit down.”
Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
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We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!