I told her the books are coming to life. She said, “The only thing ‘Goosebumpy’ is the skin on the chicken you left out on the counter. Throw it away.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
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2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
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