Two guys are arguing about who won the 1974 World Cup. One says, “I’ll go home and ‘Google’ it.” The bartender says, “Stop making up verbs and just finish your beer.”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
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Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
My followers need to see this!