A guy says, “Google just bought YouTube for 1.6 billion dollars!” The bartender says, “For that much money, I hope they can finally make the videos load faster than a snail.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
The future is laughing at us.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
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