2015 Classic: The Gin & Tonic Revolution

“Why is there a salad in my gin?” “It’s ‘botanicals’, Steve. Drink your garden and be quiet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »

A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner03/20/2015 20:01Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Twister_Chaser02/11/2013 20:10A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@BBS_Sysop08/08/2002 02:08Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee03/07/1996 08:29A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo11/05/2015 13:25Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Zoolander_Mug02/08/2002 07:49I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Facepalm_Master07/19/2005 10:33I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@True_Story_Neil12/30/2006 17:23True story! I was there!