She bought one for me so she wouldn’t be the only one “parenting.” I forgot to feed mine and it turned into a tombstone by noon.
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I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
We are many. We are laughing.