Why did the ghost wear a mask? To keep his “ghoul” breath to himself.
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
This site is never finished... with humor!
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A classic from the Spanish web too!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.