Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
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Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
The magic man... is laughing!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Shut up and take my laughter!
Saving the best laugh for last!