“I’m going to my in-laws’ house for the weekend.” “Be careful. If they start clinking a teacup with a spoon, run for the door and don’t look back.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
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A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
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Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
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A: Because she wanted...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).