2004 Vintage: The Garden State

She wants to be “original” and “quirky.” I told her she’s already quirky enough when she tries to parallel park.

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@Sidekick_User06/12/2015 05:32Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Zoolander_Blue10/03/2015 06:04Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Beverly_Hills_9021010/22/2014 02:25The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril04/01/1996 23:55He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@USB_Pioneer07/31/2009 00:55Plug and Play laughter!

@Footloose_Ren05/19/2012 16:47Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Forever_Alone_X09/17/1999 04:53At least I have my jokes to keep me company.