A guy walks in wearing a space suit and yells, “To the moon!” The bartender asks, “Did you sell your GME stock?” The guy says, “No, I’m still ‘HODLing’, but I’m here to celebrate the fact that I’m theoretically a millionaire while actually being broke.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Look
Every guy over 40 is now wearing a mustache and a cardigan.Part ...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
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73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
I choose to believe it’s funny.