2012 Classic: The Fun.

“We Are Young.” I told her I feel young. She told me to try standing up without making a “hngh” sound first.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

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We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja07/12/2008 20:43Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Doom_Guy09/05/1995 08:47Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Doom_Marines10/06/2010 12:25Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Backstreet_Fan10/19/2010 18:48I want it that way... the funny way!

@Titanic_Jack09/03/2003 11:31I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Coffee_Addict07/14/1998 02:51404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Beanie_Campbell02/09/2007 07:56True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Smosh_Old_School02/28/2004 01:06Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@I_See_What_You02/18/2000 19:27I see what you did there. Clever!