1995 Archive: The Frozen Can

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for two hours? Because it said “concentrate.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »

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A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing r...read more »

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Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »

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@ICQ_Flower05/15/2012 02:08The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Geocities_Neighbor12/20/2005 17:33Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Napster_Leech01/18/1998 00:27Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Shrek_Donkey04/25/2008 16:16And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan02/11/2005 00:17Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Web_Counter_9906/10/2009 06:42I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Midi_Background11/16/2006 14:58Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!