1995 Archive: The Frosted Tips

We’ve reached peak male grooming when we want the top of our heads to look like a glazed donut.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

@Retro_Gamer_Girl05/21/2012 06:30Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@CSS_Master_9912/06/1999 17:10Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Inkjet_Printers10/16/1997 10:56Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Cipher_Steak05/12/1995 22:26Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@He_Man_Power06/24/2010 10:28I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Overly_Attached04/10/2003 20:29I’m watching you... read this joke!

@StrongBad_Mail09/01/2000 02:55I’m checking my email and I found a winner!