What do you call a frog that’s looking for a job? An unhoppy frog.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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