“I have 200 friends!” “How many of them would help us move the sofa?” “Zero.” “Then you have zero friends.”
Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
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“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!