I told her I’m exploring the afterlife. She said, “Explore the backyard and pick up the dog poop.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2024 Classic: The Garfield Movie
I told her I hate Mondays. She said, "You hate every day that starts with 'Work'."Part of the 60... read more »
I told her I hate Mondays. She said, "You hate every day that starts with 'Work'."Part of the 60... read more »
2. 2022 Vintage: The Bardo
I told her our life is a dream. She said, "Then wake up and do the chores."Part of the 62 Marria... read more »
I told her our life is a dream. She said, "Then wake up and do the chores."Part of the 62 Marria... read more »
3. 2011 Legacy: The Sherlock Holmes 2
A Game of Shadows. I told her I’m playing a game of shadows. She turned on the light and said, "... read more »
A Game of Shadows. I told her I’m playing a game of shadows. She turned on the light and said, "... read more »
4. 2022 Vintage: The Uncharted
I told her I’m Nathan Drake. She said, "You can't even find a matching pair of socks in a drawer... read more »
I told her I’m Nathan Drake. She said, "You can't even find a matching pair of socks in a drawer... read more »
5. 2000 Vintage: The DVD Extras
We spent three hours watching the "Director’s Commentary" instead of the movie. We still don't k... read more »
We spent three hours watching the "Director’s Commentary" instead of the movie. We still don't k... read more »
6. 2005 Archive: The March of the Penguins
We watched it. She said the penguins are so dedicated. I told her I’d walk across Antarctica for... read more »
We watched it. She said the penguins are so dedicated. I told her I’d walk across Antarctica for... read more »
7. 2000 Vintage: The Pokémon Movie
I took the kids. I fell asleep. I woke up and there were 150 more of them.Part of the 65 Marriag... read more »
I took the kids. I fell asleep. I woke up and there were 150 more of them.Part of the 65 Marriag... read more »
8. 2021 Archive: The Silk Sonic
"Leave the Door Open." I sang it. She said, "Close the door, you’re letting the AC out."Part of ... read more »
"Leave the Door Open." I sang it. She said, "Close the door, you’re letting the AC out."Part of ... read more »
9. 2006 Vintage: The Wii Remote Strap
I told her she needs to wear the wrist strap. She didn't. Now we have a Wii-remote-shaped hole i... read more »
I told her she needs to wear the wrist strap. She didn't. Now we have a Wii-remote-shaped hole i... read more »
10. 1999 Archive: The Big Daddy
We watched the Adam Sandler movie. My husband tried to let our kid pee on the side of a building... read more »
We watched the Adam Sandler movie. My husband tried to let our kid pee on the side of a building... read more »
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[2000-11-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]MIRC_Operator: /join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
[1999-12-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Pokemon_Blue: Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
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[2014-01-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Duke_Nukem_Quotes: Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
[1999-04-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Patrick_Bateman_Fan: Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
[2007-09-24 ARCHIVE_LOG]Rugrats_Tommy: A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
[1996-08-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Wild_Thornberry: Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
[1995-12-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]Ricky_Bobby_Fan: Shake and bake! Hilarious!
[1996-05-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Top_List_Winner: Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
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