2000 Vintage: The Pokémon Movie

I took the kids. I fell asleep. I woke up and there were 150 more of them.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro08/15/2004 06:38Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@American_Psycho_P11/29/2004 20:01I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan01/11/1995 15:07Silently laughing in the snow.

@Shagadelic_9703/17/1995 12:23This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Hi5_Pro_User11/20/2005 18:37High five for this joke!

@Salad_Fingers_F08/11/1998 22:12I like it when the jokes are... rusty.