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1998 Legacy: The Flat Screen

 We saw a TV that’s only 4 inches thick. It costs $10,000. My wife said, “Maybe in 20 years.”

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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