2012 Legacy: The Final Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the other side’s lack of apocalypse insurance.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

@Napster_Leech08/26/1999 04:19Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Silk_Road_Ghost01/15/2009 01:22Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Shagadelic_9701/04/1996 08:04This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Scumbag_Steve_X03/01/2007 04:17Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Railgun_Sniper12/28/2011 01:11I saw that laugh coming from across the map.