She said, “New year, new you?” I said, “New year, same me, just with a better phone.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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When a couple gets married, why...
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70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
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In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
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