2004 Classic: The Final Result

She looked at the bank statement and said, “You’re fired.” I said, “I can’t be fired, I’m the co-owner.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad03/08/1996 01:29Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Pikachu_Fan_8803/04/2001 20:55Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Baywatch_Runner11/18/2004 15:59Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Hellboy_Red04/03/2012 01:13I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo06/12/2015 13:37Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.