A guy is trying to balance a spinning piece of plastic on his nose while ordering a beer. The bartender says, “I’ll give you a drink when that thing stops spinning, or when you turn twelve, whichever comes first.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Mimosa
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The Skeleton Order
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37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
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The Bear Patience
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The Two Guys
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2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
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One joke to rule them all!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I want it that way... the funny way!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!