2006 Vintage: The Fergie

“My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.” The bartender says, “Please stop describing your appetizers.”

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@X-Gen_Mark12/23/2012 06:47This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Web_Master_Flex03/15/1996 02:24I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Fight_Club_Tyler09/22/1999 18:27The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Linux_Distro_User10/04/1998 11:19Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Tuenti_Specialist06/12/2003 13:45A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Filter_Fanatic12/27/1998 12:36This joke looks better with a sepia filter.