I told her it’s all about family. She said, “Then spend some time with the ‘family’ instead of your car.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The VR Divorce
I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural-Shopping
I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Vacation
We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Lyricist
I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
2025 Classic: The 3D Printed Dinner
I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
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I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
I choose to believe it’s funny.