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2009 Legacy: The FarmVille Obsession

 Why did the blonde try to put a real tractor in her living room? She heard her “FarmVille” crops were dying and thought she needed to plow the carpet.

Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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