A guy’s phone pings. He says, “Hold on, I have to go harvest my virtual corn or my neighbors will think I’m a bad farmer.” The bartender says, “You’re a bad customer. Order a drink.”
Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
The Panda Order
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2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
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In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
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The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
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In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
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