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1995 Legacy: The Fanny Pack Defense

 It’s not a purse; it’s a “waist-mounted utility system” for my Walkman and my spare AA batteries.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tripod_Member08/01/2006 05:30Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Terminator_2_Fan09/06/2002 00:20Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan12/12/2014 23:44Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Oracle_Says01/11/2007 12:18I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance10/22/2015 22:42Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Grinds_My_Gears01/02/2007 20:28You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@CounterStrike_Pro01/27/2005 05:45Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Boxxy_Queen04/06/2008 08:20I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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