2020 Archive: The Face Mask

Why did the blonde put a tiny mask on her iPhone? She heard about “Face ID” and didn’t want her phone to catch anything while she was texting.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »

A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the viral "The Dress" debate (was it...read more »

A young and beautiful blonde woman in New York was so depressed t...read more »

Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »

A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »

A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »

A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »

What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a f...read more »

A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said "Don't feed the...read more »

Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »

Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner02/03/2001 16:49Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@BitTorrent_0103/23/2014 09:32Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@American_Psycho_P03/22/1997 04:19I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Pi_Mathematics05/07/2015 06:16Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Walter_Sobchak03/26/2008 19:43Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan03/14/2002 17:32Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Breakfast_Club_B10/15/1998 07:35Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.