2014 Legacy: The Exodus

Gods and Kings: I told her I’m leading my people to freedom. She said, “Lead the dog to the backyard and come back.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level04/20/2009 01:08There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Home_Alone_Kevin12/01/2015 07:03Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Full_House_Michelle10/23/2002 10:09You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Charmed_Ones07/18/2000 11:38The power of three... laughs!

@Pirate_Bay_9901/25/1998 12:20Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/04/2000 15:36The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!