A girl orders an Espresso Martini at 11 PM. The bartender asks, “Planning on staying up?” She says, “I’m not here to sleep, I’m here to have the energy of a thousand TikTok influencers.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Solar Eclipse
A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanly Cup Part 2
The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Classic. Simply classic.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.