2012 Legacy: The End of the World

Dec 22, 2012. We woke up. The sun was out. My wife looked at me and said, “Darn it, I still have to go to your mother’s for Christmas.”

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@Blue_Screen_Survivor09/24/1998 02:06At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Firewall_Wizard03/14/2008 07:53Letting this joke through the port.

@Dodgeball_Pat04/28/2003 05:01If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Dancing_Baby_9603/18/2006 12:05Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Maplestory_Kid04/26/1996 08:07@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!