Why is my digital wallet like a ghost? You can’t see anything in it, but it still haunts you.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.